Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Prasanna was boring!

The much awaited fusion show of Prasanna teaming up with first Indian Grammy winner, Vikku Vinayakam, and Trilok Gurtu eventually ended up being really boring. Last time I had been to watch Prasanna when he came to KK Nagar, the place where I used to stay. It was a carnatic concert and he was really amazing, with all those gammaka’s he could generate with his guitar. The show then didn’t have a full house, some ten of us and ten foreigners, who I later heard were Germans. I pitied the poor Chennai-ites who aren’t lucky enough to watch Prasanna play in their very own neighborhood when there are thousands who wish to watch him in Jazz fests in Europe. The tickets were sold out a week ago, and luckily (however now its why the hell did I do it) I had booked tickets online. Thanks to The-Hindu marketing, a lot of them came to know that Vikku had indeed won the Grammy. So all great musicians on stage… but… but… each one played solo! This is one concert I walked in with great anticipation but walked out thinking what a waste of money it had been. Gurtu was on full flow with his drumming kit; with many add-ons was creating 100 different noises with his limbs. But in the end I dint want that, I have seen Dharabuka Shiva also play in a similar fashion so well (that Shiva is also a RJ, keeps putting mokkai on radio, unbearable). Prasanna too wasn’t happy with the acoustics. He said people in Chennai don’t know how a guitar should sound, lol. The show was so boring that people walked out half way. In the end Shivamani came on stage and did try to pull out some entertainment with his hard drumming. It was like trying to give an interesting ending to a very boring story people have been listening to. All I did after the show was to run home and post in Prasanna community on orkut that it was the worst show of his I have ever heard of!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Fire fighting this Diwali

I was determined to write a blog post today, not because the day was eventful but because this is my favorite festival. The festal mood, the delicious sweets and the loud and colorful fireworks each one contributing significantly to the merriment. Diwali last year so much fun, when all of us pooled in money and celebrated it together at Anand Shankar’s house. Thanks to Guru for the idea, every bit of it was enjoyable, the highlight being Srinath who got hit on his head by a rocket.

 

I knew this year’s edition had nothing in store like last years. Exams around the corner, so much to study got everyone occupied. The morning was the usual, spent sleeping due to lack of sleep last night. I expected to make it a fun-filled evening when my brother said he is going for a movie with my cousin. Oh god, bro and cousin both gone would leave me all alone with elders. With nothing else to do, I made plans with my uncle to burst everything I bought on his roof. (How unfortunate I could get, Diwali with a 45 yr old uncle: D)

I climbed the 4 floors to reach the terrace and guess what, their entire flat was present there,  6-8 kids, 2 chicks, some 5 elders. Now it was time to have a ball. Each of us took turns to fire, and when we were almost done suddenly I saw the neighbor’s roof burning.

‘Fire!’, I yelled running to the parapet to have a better look.

Everyone stopped and came to see. I quickly picked up my phone and dialed the emergency number which works even without a sim card in phone. It started ringing. I was glad that I could inform them first. The call was picked.

‘Airtel vaadikkaialar sevai ungalai vara verkkaradhu’ was the answer. Oh shit, I had dialed 121 instead of 112. I redialed the correct number, number busy was the answer. Kept trying some 5-6 times. Finally I could hear it ring.

‘Fire’, I shouted. ‘Mandaveli bus stand pakathle’

‘Street peru sir?’

‘Street pearu enna’, I yelled. The lady next to me got shit scared and she started saying Trustpuram… she had forgotten which lane exactly.

I said the same on phone adding opposite to Indian Bank as the landmark. The person there noted it down and put the phone down.

Now what? By now people from the third floor had started pouring water with a pipe that hardly reached the next building. I thought of doing the same with buckets. Quickly I engaged the kids to help me do it. I don’t know what gave me so much energy; I kept running continuously for 20 mins till the firemen arrived. When I started doing it, this 50ish man comes to me and says ‘no use pa, perusa yeriyardhu’. I simply ignored him. Every time I ran to fetch water, I would see some 3 elders standing and having a look at the fire, like its some source of entertainment for them.

‘thalinga thalinga’ I would yell every time and poured in as much water possible fully stretching myself outside the parapet.

As soon as the fire engine came, some elders were like ‘podhum, fire engine vandhachu’. Without caring for what they said, we continued to pour as much as we could. Even after the firemen came, they had to plan on how they could go about reaching the top. By the time they started work the fire had burned down most of the wood present on their roof. And finally after everything got over this old man walked up to me and exclaimed ‘good work son!’. I wasn’t in a mood to thank him at all. I was very pissed at the amount of indifference shown by other people. It was a time of emergency and no one was all that keen on helping us. This was the least we could do from our side.

I climbed down the stairs to get back home. On the first floor saw two aunties, one was telling the other ‘Pona varshamey avenge kitta sonnom’. What an important conversation it was at that point of time.

Riding back home, I was thinking of the day when in PSBB firemen came to teach us fire fighting at times of emergency. At that point of time I thought a situation of fire is never going to happen all my life. Now it did. I still remember the captain of the team asking us to clap hands once he was done. We thought it was for him, after all he had taken great pains to teach us, but once we were done he said ‘one day you might do fire fighting and save lives, this is the appreciation for something you would do in future’. He also said that in the past 23 years he had taken just one day off for his brothers wedding. It’s not only the military who sacrifice their lives for us, even the one in you neighborhood does. Now I am a proud man, I have already been appreciated for my work long back. All I write this for is to request people not to show indifference and do the least they could to do in times of emergency. Little drops of water makes the mighty ocean, a small thing you do might significantly improve the situation.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

A fun way to have 'sex'

Improvisational drama is drama that has no set script, in which the performers take their cues from one another and the situations (sometimes established in advance) in which their characters find themselves to create their own dialogue as they perform. Improvisational drama is made up on the spot using whatever space, costumes or props are available. And trust me it is super fun.

Sex can also be fun, but it’s always the build to it that makes it exciting and unforgettable. Dramatization can make it more fun; try to enact this scene below… improvise the same and enjoy! :D

(Guy plays the role of the priest and the girl, the girl in the drama)

Girl : Forgive me Father, for I have committed a sin. Priest : What have you done my child?

Girl : I called a man, 'son of a bitch'. Priest : Why did you call him 'son of a bitch'?

Girl : Because he touched my hand. Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father. Priest : That’s no reason to call a man 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : Then he touched my breast. Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father. Priest : Thats no reason to call him 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : Then he took off my clothes, Father. Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father. Priest : Thats no reason to call him 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Priest : Like this?

Girl : Yes Father. Priest : Thats no reason to call him 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : Then he pumped me fast and furious. Doing similarly, the Priest says, "Thats no reason to call him 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!! Ahh!!! Priest : (after a few minutes) Ahh… Thats no reason to call him 'son of a bitch'.

Girl : But Father, he had AIDS! Priest : THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

(Curtains down...)

(Source of dialogue : Vaquero)

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dhathulk, the unbeatable comedian

Dhathulk Kamalasenan, also know as Sanjay Kamrudheen is one well known slapstick comedian. His comedies has been cherished and enjoyed worldwide by people of all ages. He is pretty famous among children as well. His illustrious career, spanning four years made the world see the best of comedies. Here goes one of them. Our man studies in a college. This college closes for study holidays a month before the start of exams. So everyone enjoys the first twenty days and then study for the exams. These twenty days are spent playing football, basket ball, visiting the beach etc during the evenings and playing pool during the day. Once while playing pool… Dhathulk: A, do you want a cigarette? A: Yes Dhathulk: take, here (gives the pack, and A lights it up) A: Dude, hold my ciggy da, I ll have to play Dhathulk: leave it on the other pool table da, like this (he keeps it on the next pool table) (A goes off to play his shot) Oooouucccchhhh!!!! (A very very loud cry is heard) Our man comes with a hole in his pants, after trying to sit on the next table, at the very same place where he had kept A’s cigarette!!!